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Feb
19

Girls Aloud win first Brit Award.

My beloved Girls Aloud have, after 7 years, finally won themselves a Brit Award at the annual UK music awards night.

Taking the gong for Best Single thanks to “The Promise”, the UK popstrels were, in a move which takes the Girls back to their roots, winners of the award thanks to a public vote.

I’m pretty happy. Incredibly happy, even. I heard the news this morning at work and I reacted almost as if I’d won the bloody thing myself. Am avoiding all internet videos of the awards though as it’s being aired on Australian television next week some time, and I’d like to save myself for big-screen-plasma viewing. So it’ll be a while before I actually see the acceptance speech, which in itself is going to be a very, very hard task for me to complete.

Congratulations to Girls Aloud, a long overdue achievement.

I am (quite seriously) going out on the town tonight with my BFF Ben to celebrate.

Dec
18

2008’s Top 10 Video Clips.

And so it begins; the obligatory list season. As usual, I’ll kick it all of with my 10 favourite video clips of the year. Whether or not these songs are released in 2008 or 2009 doesn’t matter; the clip surfaced in 2008 (excluding #7, which surfaced after I’d compiled my list last year), and that’s all that matters to me.

01.  GIRLS ALOUD – The Loving Kind

Finally! They’ve given us something worth watching. After years of still-quite-good but cheap-looking video clips, Girls Aloud have blown me completely out of the water with this, the latest for their upcoming single “The Loving Kind.” This is proper, pop star territory, and the clip alone is solid enough to launch them properly in other countries, don’t you think?

02. LILY ALLEN – The Fear

Everything feels right in the world now that Lily’s making music again, doesn’t it? And this clip is a million levels of adorable. Naturally, it all comes complete with that infamous Allen bite you either love or hate. No matter what she does, or who she slags off, I just cannot hate her. There’s something very special about Lily…

03.  JUSTICE – Stress

This caused a bit of a ruckus when released earlier this year, so much so I had emails from people condemning me and the website for hailing it as a piece of brilliance. Whatever. The clip is still gold, and you can read whatever it was I crapped on about in regards to it by clicking here.

04.  MIAMI HORROR – Don’t Be On With Her

Miami Horror wanted to make an authentic 80’s looking video clip for his televisual debut, and I think it’s safe to say he’s hit a bloody home run with this. An absolute corker and a rock-solid throwback to an era when video clips were important, and not relegated to a tiny screen on YouTube.

05.  VAN SHE – Changes

There’s something quite charming about this clip, which is essentially a bunch of photographs put together as a film from one of the boys many tours of Japan this year. It’s just really, really cute, and looks rather mindblowing on a HI-DEF big screen TV.

06.  THE LAST SHADOW PUPPETS – The Age Of The Understatement

Epic.

07.  ASHLEE SIMPSON – Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya)

Simpson does Salvador Dali, whilst still retaining all of her pop credentials. Jessica Who?

08.  ROISIN MURPHY – You Know Me Better

Subtle brilliance. And how’s about those divine costumes?

09.  ROISIN MURPHY – Movie Star

Anyone that pays homage to John Waters and Divine deserves a pat on the back in my books. But when that someone is Roisin Murphy, well, a pat turns into a gigantic hug. Something I got from the woman herself earlier this year.

10.  MUSCLES – The Lake

Even if he doesn’t appear in the clip (boo!), this is still a stunningly pieced bit of music video. That sequence at the end with the disgruntled old man clasping onto the woman’s foot reminds me, strangely, of Kristin Davis’ death scene on Melrose Place. Bravo!

Oct
29

Out Of This World and Bigger Than Jesus.


GIRLS ALOUD
Out Of Control
(FASCINATION) A+

Girls Aloud are more than just a pop group. Though, really, were they ever ‘just’ a pop group? The rapid climb from reality show winners to respected performers is somewhat of a blur for anyone who’s been following them from the beginning. Within 12 months of their inception, any reality-tv-born shackles that could have held them down were banished; the combination of their charm as a group, those incredibly collated songs and no issue to tip pop music conventions upside down on its head has seen the girls delivering their unique brand of panty-liner-punk to the worlds pop climate for the last six years. This is a group whose affections are felt by an eclectic base of music lovers. Indie-gods the Arctic Monkeys, Nu-ravers The Klaxons, bizarre Brit-rocker’s Franz Ferdinand and even Coldplay’s Chris Martin are all strong supporters. In the words of Martin, Girls Aloud are the ultimate form of life. They are a pop music institution that will headline a main-stage rock festival alongside the Kings Of Leon and The Verve without any sense of irony, no matter how high the hair or thick the make-up. They are an act that have given us cheeky quips like “she’s made seduction a work of art, a PHD with her legs apart” and “shut your mouth because your shit might show.” They flip the finger to the world below; you can’t mistake their Biology. They have given pop music so much over the years, and – what may come as a surprise to anyone who thought they’d never outlast their second album – they continue (with dizzying success levels) in this giving fashion for record number five.

Opening with the swoozy-sixties-driven lead single The Promise (their fourth UK #1 single, and 19th Top 10 hit) fires Out Of Control in an exceptionally euphoric fashion. Typically, Girls Aloud and their producers Xenomania don’t piss-fart around with your conventional verse-chorus-bridge musical proceedings; preferring to throw in 6 different choruses and maybe a verse into the track and letting your ears be done with it. And when Cheryl Cole, whose recent marriage troubles have made headline news across their home country of England, sings “if you wanna convince me start again, if you wanna be with me in my arms” right before that insanely enormous key-change, you can’t help but feel the lyric. And there’s a lot of things to be felt throughout the rest of this record. Pop champions the Pet Shop Boys lend their writing talents to the albums second track, The Loving Kind, which serves as a finely-crafted sequel to the girls’ highly-acclaimed single Call The Shots from last year. The truly devastating lyrics come in thick-and-hard; “standing on a crowded platform, carelessly we lost our way/you may be disinclined, to find the love you’ve left behind, so kiss me then make up your mind, I’m not the loving kind.” But it’s Nicola Roberts’ (who shines the brightest throughout this whole album) powerful middle-8 (brilliantly placed after the very first chorus), where she coos “I’d do anything, sing a song that lovers sing, if I could change your mind, then am I not the loving kind?” Insert 10 million sad-faced emoticons right here please.

Rolling Back The Rivers In Time is a deliciously Hawaiian-infused (!?!?) number with a so-cheesy it can’t help but work chorus and a robotic middle-8 from Cole. Love Is The Key begins with a heavenly chorus of choirmen singing to the Gods, before it rips into a Paula Abdul/That Cat She Danced With in Opposites Attract style pop song that sounds more like what Gabriella Cilmi probably wanted to sound like when making her debut album.

Turn To Stone takes the girls back into the synth-driven territory of their Pet Shop Boys collaboration; but a darker, moodier response to love and its perils. Untouchable, clocking in at near 7 minutes, is not only Out Of Control’s brightest moment, but probably the second greatest Girls Aloud song to date. How many mainstream pop groups do you think could get away with creating a 7 minute song that, come to the end, you wish had gone for longer? Untouchable is as precious musically as it is lyrically; “and in my dreams it feels like we are forty storeys tall, when you’re around, we’re untouchable/I know that love shouldn’t be so hard, and sometimes we’re swimming with the sharks, but you light up and keep me out the cold.”

But it’s one particular line in this song that really trumps all the others, the song lyric of the year, which pops up during Nadine Coyle’s epic middle-8. It’s the kind of lyric that would make the likes of disco romantic Dan Whitford from Cut Copy incredibly proud and, possibly, shed a tear. “Without any meaning, we’re just skin and bone, like beautiful robots dancing alone.” Again with the sad face emoticons; gut-wrenching, resonating, heartbreaking; it’s absolute poetry. This probably won’t be a single, but it should be. Without a doubt, this is the song of the year.

The wonder continues with the electrifying Love Is Pain, in which the girls declare “just be faithful to me”, which comes to an incredible end with a remarkable shouty-section courtesy of Cole. Fix Me Up removes the balearic tone developed by the three aforementioned tracks by funking things up; it’s very Prince and The New Power Generation. The hilariously titled Miss You Bow Wow comes complete with two choruses, the second which sees the groups brilliant and always rowdy piss-pot Sarah Harding sing “I remember living the dream, 20 minutes in the hotel bar, then I slipped into your girlfriends jeans,” which then throws in a phone call to 999 “to get a doctor.” Absolutely Bonkers. And just when you think it can’t get any better, the last 55 seconds turn the song into a clever instrumentation of electro-pop blips-and-bops. It’s this odd, experimental and unusual song structure that make Girls Aloud so relevant and important.

Revolution In The Head sees the girls venture into the dancehall soundscapes, and they do it incredibly well. Coyle’s opening ‘give-it-a-ting’ rap is seductively satisfying, whilst the chorus brings awareness to the fact that a revolution of the head “don’t count for nothing, you gotta move the mask.” Live In The Country takes the girls into their beloved Drum ‘N Bass territory; a sound they’ve played with three times prior to this album over the years. It’s a spikey song, summoning up thoughts and dreams of living life in the country, away from the hustle and bustle of city life, with the spellbindingly sexy Kimberley Walsh singing about smoking pipes and strawberry shortcake. But then there’s the following line, which comes from loveable drunken lout Harding, “every night when I crash you can see it in my face, I look like I’m dead on my feet.” Slightly poetic coming from a girl who has, at times, been spotted falling out of taxis across Swinging London Town. Record closer We Wanna Party, a cover of a Lene pop song from years gone by, is excellent for the “we’re so depressed we wear our shades at night” line alone. It serves as a bonus track but, oddly, in a rather twisted fashion, fits into the theme running through the upper eleven numbers. “We wanna party but we’ve got no nerve.” Charming.

If 2005’s cheeky Chemistry was a concept album about the uncertainty and travels of celebrity, and 2007’s Tangled Up was also a concept album dealing with throwing caution to the wind and living life in a proverbial fast lane, then 2008’s Out Of Control is the Girls’ concept record about the growth, the life, and the end of love. A record which, in an impressively mature fashion, also conceptually delivers a theme of settling down. This is, fittingly, the groups most grown-up body of work to date.

There is a reason why Xenomania’s work with Girls Aloud is consistently flawless. Their collaborations with other artists, though definitely not terrible in the slightest, lack that inspiring and experimental complexity their work with Girls Aloud does. They are each others ultimate muse. Neither works as well without the other (a prime example of this are the non-Xeno tracks on the Girls’ debut album Sound Of The Underground), and both parties are probably aware of that. Album number five is not just one of their best musical outputs, it very well may be their very best. Pretty impressive.

This is world-class, life-affirming pop music that has the ability to take your breath away with each note.

Thank the Gods for Girls Aloud.

>>> PAUL FIZZYPOP’S ACE REVIEW.

Oct
17

Even In HQ…

that new Girls Aloud album cover art is still Incredibly Fucking Shit.

If they’re so bloody hell-bent on using this nightmare of a front cover for the album, perhaps they can just make the following adjustment.

Or, you know, just go for my version.

That took me 10 minutes (!) and the font (!!) I have used alone is leaps and bounds more appealing than the font we’re getting on the actual cover. You cannot deny this.

Oct
16

Bang Gang! They Shot Me Down.

THE BANG GANG DEEJAYS
D Is For Disco, E Is For Dancing
(MODULAR) A+

 

That is the cover art for the new Bang Gang Deejays compilation/disco/mixtape CD, titled D Is For Disco, E Is For Dancing (ho ho ho!) Someone drew that you know. Someone drew it with one of those pencil things (ask your parents) and spent a considerable amount of time on it. It shows because the imagery is very, very good. It really does make it all the more upsetting that someone probably spent the same amount of time in front of Photoshop coming up with this particular visionary masterpiece which was unveiled this week. And by ‘visionary masterpiece’, I obviously mean ‘absolute crock of shit’.

But back to the Bang Gang double-disc set.

Never has there been a more appropriate time to cry “Poppers O’Clock” at a CD then now, and with this very disc. D Is For Disco, (ademwithan)E Is For Dancing is a compilation which not only throws itself into your ears as a solid party record, it’s also a fine example of what a lot of “the youth” around Australia are taking a lot of drugs to dancing their little hearts out to in those discotheque’s week in, week out. There’s even some pop music on there (hello M.I.A, The Presets, Cut Copy, The Tough Alliance, Late Of The Pier, et cetera,) but it’s probably best not to tell the kiddies about that.

The CD also plays as the launching pad of the new Bag Raiders remix of Cut Copy’s next single from In Ghost Colours, “Far Away”, which is all sorts of delicious. Plus, it has the Crookers Remix of that “Day ‘N’ Nite” song I once saw someone cut their foot open on a wine glass to.

The Bang Gang Deejays comprise of six of Australia’s best, er, Deejays, and this is their second CD release after last years equally as impressive Light Sound Dance (LSD, FYI, would you look at that), whose only downside as a compilation was its inclusion of a Wolfmother “track”. THANK GOD THERE’S NONE OF THAT POPPYCOCK ON HERE THEN.

I’m having a chat down the blower with one of the Bangers, Jaime Doom in the next few days, so expect that up on the site next week some time. Visual aid of Doom here; hanging out with Kylie’s back-up dancers in someone’s garden, no doubt.

All in all, this is a pretty strong snapshot of what I’ve been listening to over the last 8 months or so when I feel like sniffing some poppers dancing around the lounge, or when I’m getting ready (read: looking for a Van She t-shirt, then slapping it on) to dance in nightclubs with people half my age. You’ll obviously like it too if you’re much of the same.

No remix of Girls Aloud’s “The Promise” on here though. Bit of a pity, I’m not going to lie.

You can view the full, wondrous 2 disc tracklisting here.

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Oct
11

GA in ‘08: Update.

Girls Aloud’s fifth studio album, Out Of Control, has been penciled in for a November 3 release date. As in, not a few months away, but a few WEEKS away. Here’s the finalised tracklisting:

The Promise
The Loving Kind
Rolling Back The Rivers
Love Is The Key
Turn 2 Stone
Untouchable
Fix Me Up
Love Is Pain
Miss You Bow Wow
Revolution In The Head
Live In The Country
We Wanna Party

“The Loving Kind” is a collaboration between the girls, Xenomania and the Pet Shop Boys. According to The Sun’s hideous review of the album, there is a drum’n'bass song which samples farm animal noises, and a combination of dance music and ballads through the mix. As far as first reviews for an album go, The Sun’s summary of the whole thing is a bit of a useless read, particularly when they use the review to fuel another Cheryl/Ashley angled story in relation to lyrics on one of the songs. Really? Again? Do these people at The Sun even like music? Ugh.

Regardless of all that, I’m pretty excited about this, even if one of the song titles has a number 2 in place of the word ‘to’ in it. I fear for my friends though, who went through quite the ordeal this time last year in the weeks leading up to Tangled Up’s release. Picture me out, frantic but socialising, making the time to ask anyone within my range every 15 minutes “do you think it’s leaked yet?”.

OFF TOPIC UPDATE: Seems some pimply 15 year old cunt has hacked into the Blogrolling website (and — of course — made it look like an Islamic fronted terrorist web attack, which is laughable seeing as you’d think terrorists would not exactly be wasting their time on hacking up websites, as opposed to hacking up people and all that other joyous stuff they get into), which is the site I used to organise all my external links to so many incredible websites in my sidebar. Everything is GONE. I am not happy about this, and will be sorting out my sidebar after the weekend. So apologies to any of my blogging pals who may have noticed their links are missing from the sidebar; it’s coming back, I don’t hate you. You have not had a Jihad placed on your webspace, regardless of my surname.

Hopefully I can remember all of the fucking URL’s now.

Sep
27

AdemTV: Girls Aloud’s “The Promise”

That is the new Girls Aloud video clip for “The Promise.”

Some thoughts:

> Nadine’s hair in the black & white bit is INCREDIBLY FIERCE.
> Sarah’s appearance in front of the silver screen is so dramatic and incredibly her, isn’t it?
> Nicola’s hair is quite fab in this one too.
> Kimba and Cheryl don’t really play as big a part as I thought they would.
> I do quite like the bit when Cheryl is clutching that magazine at the start though.
> It really is all about Sarah this time around really.
> The song is still pretty smashing.
> As is that key change at the end.

All in all, I’m Very Pleased with this and it’s nice to see they’ve increased their video clip budget to an entire 3-Pounds-50 for the new single.

Now, hurry up with that album girls, I’m bored of this waiting around.

FYI: I’ll be away for a few days. Off to see Lady GaGa tomorrow night and then to the Parklife Music Festival on Sunday where Goldfrapp, Dragonette, Peaches, Soulwax, Dizzee Rascal, Does It Offend You, Yeah?, Fake Blood, Yuksek and my beloved Van She will be playing along with about a billion other amazing artists. So I’ll be MIA until at least Tuesday at some point…