Incredible picture via Leo Reynolds.

I NEVER do this kind of thing (well, not online anyway) – but this story is too good not to share, and was told to me around this time last year. One year on won’t hurt, right?

Female Pop Star #1 was resting in an OS airport lounge, when another, younger female pop star and admirer, Female Pop Star #2, asked her people to talk to #1’s people about a meet and greet.

Furious to be woken, Pop Star #1 struts over to an excited Pop Star #2 and says the following.

So. You’re that Wog that thinks she can sing.”

And then Pop Star #1 turns around – and walks off, returning to her sleep.

If you guess correctly in the comments, I won’t publish it.

So that’s how you’ll know if you were correct.

Snap. That was fun.