WARNING. There are times when I talk about McFly that I make complete sense and sound like I am quite aware of what I’m relaying. Other times, I make absolutely no sense and sound like a 5 year old girl. The following post may contain traces of nuts.
I’m having a heavy McFly week. I’ve been watching and listening to them at a full pace for the last 7 days. This will probably be followed with a Girls Aloud week, which always progresses onto a Madonna week, then a Dannii Minogue week. That then turns into a Kylie Minogue weekend, which closes with 3 days of Bjork/Tori Amos obsession. There is a method, it seems to happen twice, maybe three times a year, and that is how it operates. I like it when it pops up because I don’t have to worry about what CD’s to take in the car. But back to McFly. Their music has the ability to make me laugh, cry, dance, sing, get up and do my thing. I discovered them in the early stages of 2005, shortly after having some life-changing lung surgery, so they – alongside the Popjustice forums (which I had also just discovered) and Girls Aloud – played a giant part in my recovery process. There are four acts I “collect” and “scrapbook” things of. Madonna, Girls Aloud, Dannii Minogue and McFly. If you were to ask me who my favourite acts of the last 20 years were, Madge, GA & McFly would be the top 3. Dannii’s top 10, don’t worry. One day I may divulge the others. Erm, anyway…
A couple of weeks ago I finally received my copy of the re-released edition of McFly’s “Motion In The Ocean” album, which contains a brand spankin’ new DVD of the entire Motion In The Ocean Tour 2006 show, Live from Wembley. There was a confusing uproar from a lot of the fans over the re-release. People were claiming it to be “cynical marketing,” and feeling they were being “ripped off.” The confusing part about all this was that, only a short few months earlier, these very fans were complaining about the news this tour was NOT going to be released on DVD at all. There were complaints it had not come in a proper DVD casing (!!), and “I’ve already got the Motion In The Ocean album!” The fact that they were getting the show in full didn’t seem to register, or the fact that they were going to be paying CD price for the package rather than a DVD price (which, by the looks of it, is more expensive than buying CD’s in the UK!) So after all that, it’s nice to finally have the disc in my hands.
The show begins with “Please Please,” which you may recall is “loosely” (such an appropriate word to associate with her, too) based on turbo-slut, lover of knives and friend of the Minnillo (ugh), Lindsay Lohan. Easily one of their better video clips, however the song hasn’t aged well. But then again, most novelty songs wear very thin on me after a couple of months, and “Please Please” really IS a novelty song. There is, however, an incredibly healthy amount of boxer shorts-shots through this opener. There’s also a shot of a nice-looking-indeed teenage emo-esque boy singing the lyrics in the audience. Which is an exciting change to all the screaming girls they show in the crowd.
There are highlights galore, including a cover of “Ghostbusters.” Their cover of the Beastie Boys classic “Fight For Your Right” just doesn’t cut it when compared to the ace late 90’s dance remake by NYCC, but really, what does? These guys are a talented bunch of musicians and songwriters (I’m leaning towards “Wonderland” being my favourite McAlbum of all time now by the way), regardless of what a lot of pop fans might think. Tom Fletcher is a musical genius, and that Danny Jones has the greatest pipes in all of man-land. Danny’s solo of “Not Alone” on the DVD is earth-shatteringly good. You know that wave of euphoria you get when you hear something really special in a song or a performance? It’s the feeling I got when I saw Madonna crucified on a cross for the first time. That very same feeling ran through me whilst watching this. If you ever wanted proof as to why Danny Jones is one of the greatest male vocalist’s of the 21st century than this IS IT. Watch out for the harmonica action, which almost evokes an internal combustion every time I hear it.
There’s also some ex-Busted action, as Matt Willis makes a very welcome guest appearance during “Don’t Stop Me Now.” Though – quite alarmingly – there are a total of ZERO boxer shorts-shots. Tsk Tsk Matt, Tsk Tsk.
Danny’s hair is exceptional through out the show. Whilst most people seem to focus on charming young Dougie’s hair, ever since Danny ditched the hair straighteners, I’ve been a solid Danny Jones boy. Early 2006, it was always Dougie or Danny. My moods would change, and so would my preferred McFly totty (like Lindsay, I’ve been through them all), but I have been a Danny Jones boy for a strong 8 months now. We’re soooo going steady… There’s also that smile which will probably result in my very first heart attack were I to see it in the flesh. Combine that with those curly locks… Christ alive…
But back to the show. Overall, this is a vast improvement on the Wonderland Tour, even if there was no “Silence Is A Scary Sound” this time round. I would have given an arm, leg, and vital organ to have been at either (or both) of those shows. I’ve no fucking idea why they’ve not attempted to crack the Australian market yet. What is going on there boys? How else am I supposed to stalk you around Melbourne until I get a photograph with you unless you actually come to this country? Though, if I ever did get to meet them, it would probably just end up exactly the same way it did when I met Girls Aloud last year* in Melbourne. But seriously, they’ve got a fan base down here so why not give it a go? If Girls Aloud were able to do it then they can too. Come on Camp McFly, chop chop.
DOWNLOAD: Danny Jones & George Karalexis – Forget All You Know
Last year Danny recorded some stuff with a guy by the name of George. A few of the songs appeared on his MySpazz page recently, and this is probably the better of the selection. It’s a ballad; it’s not brilliant, but it is nice to have in the collection if you’re a fan like I. Quality is pretty medium-to-low, sorry. Special thanks to the ace boys and girls over at McFly Media for the rip.
*Have I ever told you that story? My best friend Ben & I drove at some ridiculous time in the morning down to the Channel 10 studio’s in Melbourne, hoping we’d somehow convince reception to let us into the studios to watch the girls perform (I had a Girls Aloud t-shirt on! Why wouldn’t they let us in?!) We were walking up to the studios through the car park of the hotel next door. Just as we were walking closer to the hotel, who should exit the revolving door but (in this order) Nicola, Kimberley, Nadine, Cheryl and Sarah. I froze, Nicola pointed at me (massive “Girls Aloud” logo on a t-shirt and about 37 of their CD’s and Vinyl in my hands was obviously not very hard to miss) and they began walking towards me. ME! They spoke (Nicola was incredibly chatty. I seriously think she’s not spoken that much in any interview before. It was amazing, seriously) to me whilst I shook, trying to speak and failing miserably at asking them any of the questions I had planned to on my drive up. They were incredibly sweet, Nadine gobbled something about my McFly baseball cap, we got photo’s with them (which I look HIDEOUS in) and stuff was signed, then they were off. Within 5 minutes Girls Aloud – the people – had come in and out of my life. It was the most surreal experience ever. I spent the following 24 hours ecstatically happy. It was a really good day folks, a really good day.
Some photography to accompany this large post all of you have probably not bothered reading…
COMING UP: Maybe some Margaret Cho appreciation.
