The delightful Glenn from Stale Popcorn appeared on my radio show Inside Splinters 2 weeks ago, and I have finally gotten off my arse and uploaded the effort. I think you’ll find it is hilarious, random, and great. Please note: Heidi Sugababe cops a bit of a beating during some of the talk breaks – this doesn’t actually reflect my thoughts on her (I love the woman.) She just happened to be the easy target on the night.

This gone Friday I hosted the Dance Classics Edition of Inside Splinters, which I actually think was my best show yet. Well, it was the one I enjoyed most… That’s coming online tomorrow. But back to Glenn…

DOWNLOAD | 96kbps | 82.49MB
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Sharebee offers links to Rapidshare, Megaupload, ZShare, and Badongo, so you should be fine in being able to download.

TRACKLISTING
Rogue Traders – Candy Coloured Lights
Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip – Thou Shalt Always Kill
The Hives – Giddy Up
Kelis – Young, Fresh & New
Soho Dolls – Prince Harry
Hilary Duff – Dignity
Groove Armada & Mutya – Song 4 Mutya (Kissy Sellout Mix)
Moulinex – Break Chops
Justice – D.A.N.C.E. (Stuart Price Remix)
Motiv8 – Break The Chain
Sugababes – Easy (Ultrabeat Mix)
Olivia Newton-John & ELO – Xanadu
Rogue Traders – What You’re On
Annie Lennox & 8 Million other women – Sing (Moto Blanco Mix)
Girls Aloud – Call The Shots (Tony Lamezma Mix)
Bloody Beetroots – I Love The Bloody Beetroots
Operaor Please – Just A Song About Ping Pong (Kissy Sellout Mix)
Boys Noize – & Down
The Hives – You Got It All Wrong
Divinyls – Siren Song
The Royal We – Al The Rage
Rogue Traders – Throw Your Arms Around Me
Sugababes – Surprise (Goodbye)
JoJo – Beautiful Girls

So I completely forgot to upload the Inside Splinters radio show from two weeks ago. I KNOW. Anyways, here it is, at 96kbps and coming in at 83mb in size. Please note that I was suffering from serious dental issues and could not be fucked talking much through this show.

There’s a bare minimum of conversation between myself and the microphone due to the teething pain, and there are also some serious audio level problems because I was forced to do the show in the studio I’ve never actually used before. Just my luck it happens to be the fiddliest of all the studios at the station, and is the one everyone tries to avoid at all costs. However, the set list is killer.

Anyways, last week’s show with special guest Glenn will be online by Friday.

Inside Splinters | 12th October, 2007 | 83mb | 96kbps
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Tracklisting…
GIRLS ALOUD – Call The Shots
BRITNEY SPEARS – Heaven On Earth
NEW YOUNG PONY CLUB – Fan
KYLIE MINOGUE – 2 Hearts
LADYHAWKE – Paris Is Burning
FRANZ FERDINAND FT. GIRLS ALOUD – Sound & Vision
SUGABABES – About You Now (Spencer & Hill Mix)
Feist – 1234 (Vanshe Tech Mix)
Rogue Traders – Don’t You Wanna Feel (Ash vs Denny Mix)
Dragonette – The Boys
Roisin Murphy – You Know Me Better
Velvet – Chemistry
September – Cry For You
Sugababes – Surprise (Goodbye)
Sara Bareilles – Love Song
Tori Amos – Big Wheel
Vitalic – La Rock 01 (Live)
Michael Sembello vs Bloody Beetroots – Maniac
Simian Mobile Disco – Wooden
Cut Copy – Hearts On Fire
Red Riders – Slide In Next To Me (Mailer Daemon Mix)
Mdinight Juggernauts – Road To Recovery
Pip Branson Corp. – Gutter Times (Teenager Mix)
Darren Hayes – Setting Sun
Madonna vs Stardust – Music Holiday
JX – You Belong To Me
Dannii Minogue vs Jason Nevins – Touch Me Like That

So on this Friday’s edition of my weekly radio show, Inside Splinters, I’ll be playing a couple of feature tracks from my 2 favourite albums of the week; Rogue Traders‘ Better In The Dark, and the fantastic Black & White Album by The Hives, which has completely won me and my top 10 album’s of 2007 list over in a biiiiig way.

Review coming some time next week perhaps?

If you manage to stumble across this unbelievable record before I pen about it next week, Giddy Up and You Got It All… Wrong are the highlights and – not surprisingly – the two I’ll be playing on the show this week.

Anyways, on Friday night, tuning into 94.7 The Pulse delivers a sure-fire guarantee you will hear songs from:

THE HIVES! : ROGUE TRADERS! : KELIS! : THE SOHO DOLLS!
BLOODY BEETROOTS! : DIVINYLS! : JOJO! : THE ROYAL WE!
OPERATOR PLEASE! : BOYS NOIZE! : MOTIV8! : JUSTICE!
ANNIE LENNOX! : GIRLS ALOUD! : OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN!…

…And possibly some more.

More importantly, joining me this week on the show is none other than the ace Glenn from the incredible/awesome/stupendous Stale Popcorn website (PLEASE NOTE: change of location – update your bookmarks kiddies.) There will definitely be discussions of Amelle and her two friends; left fist and right fist, and the striking features Jamie Bell possesses. Will that be ALL we talk about? You’ll just have to tune in to find out… As per usual, I’ll be podcasting the show next week through Sharebee as an MP3 file.

Geelong & (select) Melbourne residents; tune into 94.7 The Pulse on your FM dial from 8pm till 10pm, this and every Friday night for Inside Splinters. If you feel like giving Glenn & I a bell whilst we’re on air, phone through on (03) 5222 5947 or, if you’re internationally inclined and just feel like having a chat, +613 5222 5947.

Ola! x

This post was supposed to be up last Friday but Blogger decided to go all cunty on me and was cock-blocking my posts. All has been amended now.

I will post a download for last weeks show tomorrow sometime. Meanwhile, why not read the four-day old and worthless promotion for it?

Sugawaves. Do you see what I did there?

So tonight brings forth another edition of my new weekly radio show Inside Splinters. From 8pm till 10pm this and every Friday evening, I’ll be hosting the show, which goes hand-in-hand with the reading of my new column (of the same name) found fortnightly in Forte Magazine. Mister Kamikaze Camel from Stale Popcorn himself also writes for Forte – we be repra’se’in’ all that is good about music to the masses of Geelong yo (sorry I’m not usually this ghetto, I just didn’t sleep well last night.)

The current issue (which came out yesterday) also has a couple of interviews I did with Bodyrox and also Boogie Pimps, if you’re keen and locally able to obtain the paper. The Boogie Pimps interview will actually go to air in a couple of weeks, for those overseas/interstate.

Hopefully tonights show will go much smoother than last weeks. Though I’m sure no one actually wants me to, I will again pop the show up for download in MP3 format on Monday. If you think I’m just wasting my time, it is probably best you email me and notify me immediately.

Also, the last Friday of every month I’ll be putting together a dance classics edition of the show. Email requests from website visitors are most welcome. In fact, I encourage it.

So if you get the chance, and are in Geelong or Melbourne (some areas of Melbourne are more likely to receive reception than others,) tune into 94.7 FM from 8pm till 10pm TONIGHT (tonight being FRIDAY.) Also, if you feel like giving me a bell on air, you can do that by dialing 5222 5947. Or, +613 5222 5947.

Tonight I will be playing songs by;

SUGABABES! (x2)
ROBYN!
ANNIE LENNOX! (x2)
BABYSHAMBLES!
MUSCLES! (x2)
PRINCESS SUPERSTAR!
KYLIE MINOGUE! (x2)
SNEAKY SOUND SYSTEM!
GROOVE ARMADA!
DEBORAH HARRY!
JENNIFER LOPEZ!
THE COPS!
ANGIE HEART!
TOTAL COELO!
DIVINYLS!
SOPHIE ELLIS-BEXTOR!
DRAGONETTE!
JUSTICE!

And probably something else, too. I’ll also be playing a 14 minute bonza-megamix which previews the kind of songs you might hear on the dance classics special coming up on the 26th of October.

SO – Once again: tune into 94.7 FM from 8pm till 10pm TONIGHT (tonight being FRIDAY.) Also, if you feel like giving me a bell on air, you can do that by punching in the numbers 5222 5947 or +613 5222 5947 into your telephone of choice. Hooroo!

So, as promised, here is the first ‘episode’ of my new pop music radio show, “Inside Splinters” for you to download.

Some notes:

- I was incredibly nervous for the first hour.

- It is stinkingly obvious for that first hour.

- There are some (bad) Helen Keller jokes.

- I say the words “nu-rave” not even five minutes in.

- The plan is to make next weeks show (the “proper” launch) much better, and I apologise in ADVANCE for what you’re about to hear.

MP3 Format – 2 HOURS LONG – 92kbps – 90MB
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Sharebee offers download links for ZShare, Rapidshare, Megaupload and some other one, so that should keep everyone happy. Tracklisting:

Sugababes – About U Now
M.I.A. – Jimmy (Alternate Video Version)
Kylie Minogue – Love Is The Drug
Eve Massacre – Never Be Your Friend
Justice vs Simian – We Are Your Friends
Justice – D.A.N.C.E. (MSTRKRFT Remix)
Yelle – Ce Jeu Muscles – Ice Cream
Gameboy/Gamegirl – Pumps & Rumps
Architecture In Helsinki – Heart It Races (Tizzy’s Rusty Tin Can Mix)
Arctic Monkeys – Teddy Picker
Babyshambles – Delivery
The Royal We – All The Rage
Klaxons – Not Over Yet
Delerium – Silence (Sanctuary Edit)
Dolly Parton – Peace Train
Girls Aloud – Sexy! No No No…
M.I.A. – 20 Dollar
Roisin Murphy – Let Me Know
Seal – Amazing
Bag Raiders – Fun Punch
K.I.M. – B.T.T.T.T.R.Y.
Howling Bells – Low Happening (Presets Remix)
Rogue Traders – Don’t You Wanna Feel
Subliminal Girls – Burn Koko
Chungking – Stay Up Forever
The Glass – Mad At You
Teenage Bad Girl – Cocotte
Duran Duran ft. Justin Timberlake & Timbaland – Nite Runner

So there you go.

On a completely unrelated note, I’ve just finished watching episode 7 of Season 3 Weeds… good golly it’s hilarious. Best season yet? Quite possibly. It’s definitely Nancy’s best season anyway… Season 1 was all about Celia, but the best one-liners have been OWNED by Nancy so far. And Silas… oh god, has he actually gotten HOTTER now that he is a convicted criminal/doing community service/drug dealer?