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If you ever needed evidence that Winona Ryder is actually completely amazing and definitely not just a petty criminal, then watch this YouTube video. It’s from a movie from last year called “The Ten” which I actually found pretty bloody funny. It’s based on the 10 commandments, and Winona’s above story is - hilariously - based on “Thou Shall Not Steal.” Genius.

Pay attention to 4:10 onward. Keep a particular eye out for Ryder’s hysterical dramatics at 5:22

Will return emails once I get my shit together - been away for a few days on a well earned break but plan on getting on top of things “in general” over the next few days.

God I love Winona Ryder.